♥Tenets of the Hikikomori Union♥
Number One: Being a hikikomori is proof that you’re a winner who seized freedom.
Number Two: If you work you lose!
Number Three: Society is at fault! Not me!
Number Four: I just haven’t started trying yet!
And none shall gather my corpse if I die
Now never forget there tenets and enjoy your hikikomori life to its fullest.
Is it really this easy to sum up my life?